Your Guide to Throwing the Sexiest GALentine’s Day Party EVER!
Valentine’s Day rolls around every year on February 14th. For some, it’s a dreaded and lonely holiday, while for others, it’s a romantic night spent with a significant other. Why not all celebrate together? Pick a night of the week where all of your best gals are free and party the night away. Here is the ultimate guide to throwing the sexiest GALentine’s Day party ever…
THEME Sex Toys and No Boys
FOOD Phallic Fantasy
Bananas and other fruits dipped in chocolate.
Cucumbers, carrots and other veggies or crackers dipped in hummus.
Baguette sandwich station with all the works.
PART 1 “Cocksicle Sucker”
Everyone gets their own popsicle.
The person who sucks or eats the popsicle the fastest wins.
PART 2 “What’s Your Number?”
Have everyone write their number on a piece of paper and throw them into a hat.
Read the numbers aloud and guess who the gal is.
PART 3 “BJ Etiquette Class”
Check outthis scene from Old School to get an idea of what this class entails.
There are plenty of professional businesses you can choose to hire, or, if you’re on a budget, put your funniest friend in charge of the task.
Come prepared with a phallic food of your choice to practice on.
The best way to end Galentine’s Day is by going out! Since everyone will be in a great mood, find a local bar where dancing is encouraged. This way, you can release that pent-up sexual energy you acquired. The single gals will get help from their wing-women who are in relationships to land a hottie for the night. The ones in relationships will be begging to go home to show their S.O. what they learned in class.
Keep your Galentine’s Day party exclusive with only those you trust, and ditch the phones during each game or activity for added security! There will be plenty of time for pictures, making all of those who didn’t come wish they had!